Go Directly to R’lyeh, Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200

Just in case you weren’t satisfied with the Cthulhoid hybridizing found in games like Pokéthulhu, John Wick will soon bring a new unspeakable horror to light. He’s just announced that Necronomonopoly, “The Satirical Sanity-Blasting Game of Real Estate Acquisition and Bibliophilia,” will be available from Wicked Press during the first quarter of 2002. Details are scarce at the moment, but my hopes are high that this will prove most entertaining.