George Bush kicks Cthulhu’s ass

September 19th, 2003: Mike Sugarbaker says...
George Bush kicks Cthulhu’s ass

” ‘This hypothesis is far from being proven,’ Gallard told Reuters from on board the Hesperides. ‘We use this technique because of its minimal environmental impact…the changes in pressure are very slight.’ ” And yet they are enough to drive men MAD!



  1. zomben says:

    Yeah, real tough guy, beating up on Cthulhu’s spawn while they’re still in their larval stage… I’m sooooo impressed…

  2. Huh says:

    How is it that George Bush kicked Cthulhu’s ass? It was the ‘Spanish’ navy, not the U.S. Navy.

    I think you’re thinking of Cruz Bustamonte 😉

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