Thought it was a joke, didn’t you?

Well, yes, Battle Cattle has been stretching the same joke for quite a while now, but the Battle Cattle plush is no joke. Maybe you didn’t believe it when the preview art was posted, though. No problem. Now there’s pictures of the finished prototype Toy Vault has put together, and I’m sure Wingnut Games couldn’t be more proud. Let’s see here… that looks like a grenade instead of a cow bell, a cybernetic eye and leg, twin rockets mounted on either side of his hindquarters… definitely a farm animal that’s ready to roast some rump.