It Makes A Nice, Inconspicuous Get-Away Vehicle

Games Workshop has been the victim of Grand Theft Auto. The U.S. branch is letting everyone know that “the Games Workshop America Battle Wagon was stolen by persons unknown sometime during the late evening or early morning of Tuesday, July 9th and Wednesday July 10th, 2002 from the parking lot of the Holiday Inn East Hartford, 363 Roberts St., East Hartford CT, 06108.” Anyone who has information about the missing, um, Battle Wagon can call 1-800-394-4263 or email Is it just me, or does this sound like a great intro to a bank-robbery-gone-bad movie? “The cops are right on our tail, Jim!” “Throw the dark elves at ’em. You might take out their tires!”