Arrh, mateys, he ain’t dead after all

It’s reasonable to be a little confused as to why this press release is circulating the news sites. Until you know that one of the developers of this dark-horse massively multiplayer online game is Unknown Armies developer John Tynes! That’s right: as a consolation prize for the Delta Green PC game not finding a publisher, he got hired instead. (Note: if you think it actually worked that way, you’re dumb) Your world is understandable once again! You’re welcome!