What happens when people stop being polite and start making up Magic cards

For all the fun of a reality show with more Magic card design geekery and fewer hair-pulling catfights (or maybe I just haven’t found that forum yet), hit up the Great Designer Search. Fifteen would-be designers compete in a series of absurd challenges for an internship with WotC R&D. I barely understand the game anymore and I’m still enjoying reading it. Somebody design an artifact called Immunity Idol!