Cheapass Games has announced the layoffs of two employees in their customary high style. Rumors of the company's death are greatly unattributed to Samuel Clemens, however. The press release also details a revised release schedule for the rest of the year, with most of the major new action (including Fightball) still scheduled for this month. The Hip Pocket line goes wide in October. We at the Cave offer our condolences to the two former employees, and offer to buy them a round when we visit Seattle in November or so. (A round what, we aren't saying.)